Compare and Contrast

Let’s put aside the fact that Audi drivers are the WORST drivers on the planet for one moment. Forget about how they are inevitably the ones with fauxhawks, on their phones, weaving through traffic, running lights and double parking. Not sure if there’s something in their brand DNA like “The car for selfish douchebags”, but this commercial certainly seems to confirm that there is. “Do Your Part” you raging monkeyboys; go buy another stupid car because YOU deserve it and screw everyone else. Ugly business.

I leave you with a few lines from my hero and the Prometheus of complaint, Charles Olson. Ponder them while you watch the two commercials.

I pose you your question:

shall you uncover honey / where maggots are?

I hunt among stones

via BikePortland

~ by themicah on October 2, 2009.

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