Looking California, Feeling Carolina

Ok, but will it blend? Seriously, the whole point of these things is that they’re durable, easy to fix, fun to customize and probably above all, cheap. There’s that expression about making a purse out of a sow’s ear, but come on now, who wants to ride a fixie with a purse? Douchebags, that’s who. This is the Audi of track bikes. License to douche: revoked. If someone gave me one, I’d sell it and buy a weekend holiday in London, where there are bike lanes and not as many Russian drivers.

Waaaaaah, you say? This is how innovation happens, you say? Let me call the waaaaambulance for you on my iPhone – it’ll be faster than calling with a Nokia.

via HKFixed


~ by themicah on August 19, 2009.

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